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Today, there was a guy selling baby turtles on the street, in front of the Samuel Kelsey apartments on 14th Street NW in Columbia Heights. The poor creatures were in little plastic containers, the kind you'd find in a pet store for bringing fish home, with nothing but a few drops of water. The vendor didn't have a table or anything, just a pile of baby turtle containers on the hot, dirty sidewalk. Some kids from the neighborhood were buying them, and lord knows what kind of short and miserable lives these poor turtles will have.

Where did this guy get the turtles? Did he raid a wildlife sanctuary, or plunder Rock Creek Park? Were  they a rare species, smuggled into the country? Does he breed them in his home? I'm guessing he didn't have proper permits and whatnot.

As I walked by, I briefly thought about buying all of them, and setting them free, or bringing them to my friend who works at the zoo and who could likely assist in rescuing them. G, if you're reading, what do you advise? Then I thought I should just call the police, but decided otherwise when I imagined the conversation with the 911 dispatcher. By the time I thought to call the DC Humane Society, it was too late - the turtle seller had gone. If he comes back tomorrow, I'll try the humane society and see what they recommend.

Anyone Missing a Pair of Pants?

  • Apr. 5th, 2009 at 10:48 PM
There's a pair of jeans on top of the glass canopy over the Columbia Heights Metro Station entrance (the one by Potbelly). I noticed the pants a few days ago, as they are visible from the windows in the gym. They started out pretty high up on the roof, and with the wind and rain, they have migrated down into the gutter area, where they're hung up and unlikely to become dislodged. My guess is they will be around awhile, as I don't think Metro regularly cleans the canopies.

Confession: I Ruined the No-Parking Sign

  • Mar. 21st, 2009 at 8:19 PM
There's a no parking sign on my block that was defaced with graffiti awhile back. Someone scrawled all over it with permanent marker, giving the immediate environment that lawless feel. I decided to try to clean it off, as I have had some success cleaning off the base of the streetlamp in front of my house with a powerful, highly toxic graffiti remover I bought at the hardware store. However, all the previous graffiti I've cleaned off has been paint, not permanent marker, but I thought I'd give it a try anyway.

Off I went with the graffiti remover, a couple of rags, latex gloves, and a plastic bag. Rather than spray the sign directly, I thought it would be safer to spray the solvent on the rag, and then wipe it over the sign. If that didn't work, I'd spray it directly on the graffiti. Much to my chagrin, as I wiped the rag over the surface, the graffiti remover dissolved not only the magic marker, but took the paint right off the sign as well. D'oh! I immediately stopped, but the damage was done - the bottom third of the sign is now a swirl of mixed up green and white paint, and black marker. I suppose it doesn't look any worse than it already did, and now the kid who wrote on it won't have the satisfaction of seeing his handiwork live on, but I was pretty disappointed in the results.

To atone for ruining the sign, I figured as long as I was outside with latex gloves and a plastic bag, I went around the block as picked up trash from the street. I scored a few beer cans and bottles (we need a bottle deposit/return law!), paper, plastic bags, cigarette packs, and other assorted trash. No further description or photos of the sign - I don't want to get myself in trouble! 

Look for Me Standing Outside Sticky Fingers

  • Nov. 22nd, 2008 at 8:59 PM
The excellent vegan bakery, Sticky Fingers, has become an institution in Columbia Heights, and a gathering point for the vegan/vegetarian community in Washington, DC. They have a rule about not bringing in outside food, especially that of the meat-based variety, presumably. I can also imagine it would be poor form to wear a fur coat in there. We're frequent customers (mmm, Cowvin cookies!), and as vegetarian-friendly folks, we abide by their rules.

That's why, half the time we go to Sticky Fingers, I end up standing outside, holding our groceries, or a sandwich from Subway, or an empanada from Julia's while my wife goes inside. Basically, she shops for baked goods, while I stand outside holding a bag of meat. Today, we decided to go in on a whim after lunch with friends, and not only were we carrying leftover food from lunch, containing meat, but I was wearing my leather jacket. So, I stood outside in the freezing cold again, while my wife and her friend picked up some cupcakes. They were good, and well-worth the wait. I just hope I don't forget the routine, and blunder in there wearing the leather jacket, or carrying meat or dairy-based food. I don't want to get banned for life, I love Sticky Fingers! 
 

DCUSA Holiday Lights Are Up

  • Nov. 21st, 2008 at 6:31 PM
At the gym last night, I noticed that DCUSA has put up holiday decorations already. They consist of large illuminated white snowflakes hanging in the atrium at varying heights. They were also playing holiday music. The decorations look OK, but I wish they would have waited until after Thanksgiving to put them up. My wife says I'm boring, but I prefer plain white lights to the multicolored ones - which simply don't put out enough light for me.

In my cynical (some would say twisted) mind, the best thing about Christmas lights, especially outdoor ones, is simply more overall illumination. More light equals less SAD, and makes the streets safer. When they put the big snowflakes on the lampposts downtown each winter, it brightens the streets up considerably, which helps make those dark, long nights a little brighter. So, for slightly jaded reasons, hooray for holiday lights!

Neighbor's Bike Stolen

  • Nov. 8th, 2008 at 12:01 AM
This is like saying there's sand in the Sahara, but watch out, Columbia Heights, there's a bicycle thief on the loose. My neighbor's bike was stolen from his garage, which he had left open a bit too long, apparently. This is the same neighbor whose car was damaged by vandals recently, so, he's not having very good luck lately. It makes me want to set up one of my bikes (which I haven't been riding much lately) outside, unlocked, but booby-trapped. It would be fun to wire the bike up so as to give a shock to anyone who touches it, or somehow cover it with a powerful adhesive so that the crook would become super-glued to the frame. The police never do anything about these quality-of-life crimes, so we have to be creative here, people!

Mr. T Officially Endorses...

  • Nov. 4th, 2008 at 12:01 AM

For President: Senator Barack Obama, of course. The only question in DC is will he break the 90% barrier?

For DC Council At-Large: Anyone but the Marion Barry-endorsed Michael Brown, whose robo-calls have hit us several times during the dinner hour. I'm leaning towards voting for Patrick Mara, the socially liberal (pro-gay marriage, pro-choice) Republican who lives around the corner here in Columbia Heights, who could be good for our neighborhood, and Kwame Brown for the other open seat. As you know, a certain number of seats on the Council are set aside for non-Democrats for some reason.

Shadow Senator and Shadow Representative: I'll vote for the incumbents in these largely meaningless symbolic offices.

ANC Representative: Rather than endorsing someone for our local ANC seat, I urge everyone within earshot to write in something like "none of the above". William Jordan, legendary local conspiracy theorist and listserv spammer is unfortunately running unopposed. He will join Frank Winstead as an example of what's wrong with the entire ANC system.

Photography Exhibit at Bloombars

  • Oct. 27th, 2008 at 8:28 AM


One of the more interesting things I did this past weekend was to check out the Move Along show of works by emerging DC photographers at Bloombars. The show was organized by ten miles square, and in case you aren't familiar with the location, Bloombars is that new art gallery and performance space down the street from Wonderland at 3222 11th Street NW in Columbia Heights.

The photography was interesting, but it was a treat just seeing the raw interior of the old storefront where Bloombars is located. Lots of character in there! Also, I got to meet Heather Goss, of DCist and Washingtonian house-renovation fame. There was a $5 suggested donation, and there were snacks and drinks available for purchase, in order to help the art sponsors and exhibitors pay the bills. Later on, there was going to be a musical performance on the small stage, but we couldn't stay that late. I wonder what they'll do next at Bloombars? 

Columbia Heights Knitting Group

  • Oct. 24th, 2008 at 8:25 AM
Today's entry is just a plug for the Columbia Heights knitting group, which my wife helped create earlier this year. They currently meet every Saturday from 2:30 to around 5:00 PM in the Starbucks at 3107 14th Street NW, by the Columbia Heights Metro Station. The knitting circle originally used the spacious Mayorga as their home base, but they had to move when Mayorga closed and became a sushi bar. While the Starbucks isn't ideal, they usually do find a table or two, but may end up moving to Columbia Heights Coffee if they ever get their expansion going, or to the Mocha Hut that is planned for the Highland Park building. I think there are only about 6 in the group, so they're looking for some new members. Anyone is welcome to swing by, knitters, crocheters, or, uh... any other of those needle-thingey-arts. I believe they are all pretty experienced, skillful knitters, and are happy to teach and assist beginners. Drop me a line or a comment if you'd like more information.
It's time to post another "then and now" photo comparison of Columbia Heights. The excellent Shorpy photoblog has posted a detailed 1920s photo of the old Arcade building on 14th Street NW, where the DCUSA mall is now. It pretty much matches up with the photo I took at right; as you can see the only building in both pictures is the Riggs Bank at Park and 14th, with a huge antenna on it in the old photo. It's too bad the Arcade wasn't preserved, in full, or at least the cool 14th Street facade, but it's reassuring to note that DCUSA fulfills a similar function to the old shopping and entertainment complex. When are they going to install the banners on the facade of DCUSA, by the way? It would help break up that huge blank wall on the front.

Before and After in Columbia Heights

  • Oct. 3rd, 2008 at 8:16 AM
This is an ordinary photo I took of a couple of rowhouses in the 1400 block of Monroe Street NW, in Columbia Heights yesterday. However, it's interesting to compare the image to the same scene from 85 years ago. The old photo is from the National Photo Company collection in the Library of Congress, which came to my attention when fellow local history enthusiast rockcreek posted it on his Flickr account. The first thing I noticed is that the huge tree in the modern photo must be the very same sapling visible in the old photo. It's amazing how the porch of the house on the left has remained unchanged after all these years. The other thing that jumps out at the viewer is how intrusive cars can be. In just about any of my DC architecture photos, there are cars, SUVs, and trucks in the foreground, distracting the eye and cluttering the landscape. I wish there were just a few streets in DC with no parking whatsoever, no exceptions, so as to preserve a unique and historic visual environment.

There are other great old photos of Mt. Pleasant and Columbia Heights in the online archive, and over time, rockcreek and I hope to capture a few more before-and-after pairs, and post them in the newly-created group for that purpose on Flickr.

Bye Bye Carvel

  • Sep. 21st, 2008 at 9:31 PM
First Mayorga, and now Carvel. I'd heard rumors about financial troubles at the Carvel/Cinnabon store in the Tivoli building in Columbia Heights, but when it closed without any fanfare the other day, it was still a bit of a shock. I'm partially to blame, I'm sure. Since I started my program of eating right and going to the gym, I haven't had much ice cream in general, let alone high butterfat-content soft serve. It's SOOO good, but I really don't want to have a heart attack or get diabetes as I age here, you know? Rita's is still going strong if I get a craving for soft serve, but it's just not the same as Carvel.

When I was a teenager, I worked in a Carvel store for several years, and it was the best job I ever had. I have many fond memories of working there, and each time I visited the store in Columbia Heights it took me back to those carefree days in the 1980s if only for a moment.

Word on the Prince of Petworth's blog is that  the space may next be used as a newsstand, which is fine. It would be nice if it were an international/multilingual newsstand in this diverse neighborhood, with foreign-language periodicals and newspapers from the great cities of the world on the shelves. But it won't be the same as Carvel!

Mini-Review of Commonwealth

  • Sep. 11th, 2008 at 6:28 PM

Last night, J and I met up with a friend at Commonwealth, the new "gastropub" in Columbia Heights. Overall, we had a positive experience, though the beer and food options aren't the lightest or healthiest fare in town. Pretty much everything on the menu is meat-based, and heavily fried or buttered, and it all must taste good, but since I'm on a health kick lately, I got the "crispy vegetable" salad. It consisted of raw or mostly-raw squash, carrots and greens in an oily, mustard-based dressing that was pretty subtle. J and S each had the soup and crusty bread with their beer, and the soup looked good (navy bean). The crusty bread looked to be underwhelming though, basically on par with ordinary table bread.

The service was good, with a couple of lapses, but all the servers seemed helpful and knowledgeable about all of the odd British items on the menu (things like "Frog in a Hat" which I just made up). Our seats by the bar were cozy and the sound level wasn't too bad. I'd go back there on a special occasion, perhaps in the winter when I get a craving for Bangers and Mash or Fish & Chips.

Stupidly, I had intended to bring my point-and-shoot camera, and the salad would have made a nice subject, but I forgot to bring it and ended up with none of my usual photos. :(

Goodbye, Mayorga

  • Aug. 28th, 2008 at 6:31 PM

The big news in the neighborhood this week has been the closing of Mayorga, the coffee bar/lounge in the Tivoli building. My wife noticed the sign on the door, then we emailed Dan, the Prince of Petworth, as I didn't have time to investigate further that evening. He went right out and got to the bottom of things (check out the comments!) within a few hours. There's further discussion on his blog today.

I was a regular customer of Mayorga, and really liked their coffee, so here's my take on the news. Mayorga should have remained focused on being a coffee bar, with a bar upstairs that would open in the evening. When it first opened, it was great. The pastries and breakfast sandwiches they served were a nice complement to the coffee. As the space was the former lobby of the historic 1920s Tivoli Theater, the architecture was unique and there were lots of interesting nooks and crannies for seating. But then, they started tinkering with the seating, and the format.

Things started to go downhill at Mayorga when they began having nightclub-type events on the weekends. The community bulletin board was replaced by a glitzy beer advertisement. The large windows, which formerly admitted lots of light into the space, and allowed customers ample people-watching opportunities, were covered over with an opaque film, I guess to make it seem more "exclusive." Glossy postcards advertised dance parties and themed events that sounded almost like a swinger's club was going on in there! Worse, the cleanliness of the place suffered, and was downright grungy on the mornings after these parties.

Then, they added a salad bar to the coffee counter, which seemed odd, especially with Ruby Tuesday's much larger salad bar right around the corner. After that, they added a Korean restaurant to the mix, which didn't really go with a coffee bar, but it was better than risque dance parties or whatever was going on there.

Now, the Korean restaurant is going to continue in the back part, while the front will become "Asia Bistro", a sushi bar. The coffee equipment has been moved next door to the Carvel/Cinnabon, which will be a welcome upgrade to their own coffee, but it just won't be the same as the old Mayorga. I fear that the sushi bar concept will struggle to succeed given that a new sushi place is supposed to open in Highland Park, a block away. The rent is apparently pretty high, because of the quirky layout with lots of unusable spaces like the stairs. What really needs to happen is the landlord should give them a break on the rent, since the amount of contiguous seating space is limited. It shouldn't be gutted and made into a more open space because the interior walls and other elements are ornate and historic, and to lose them would be a crime. Maybe something like Spices in Cleveland Park would work there; inexpensive pan-Asian cuisine with sushi and a nice atmosphere?

Mainly, I'm just sad about the whole thing. I'll miss meeting up with friends for coffee and a bagel there, at that neat curved counter they originally had before it was ripped out. I wasn't one of the gazillion laptop users that camped out there, but rather enjoyed talking with my wife, meeting up with neighbors, people-watching and taking photos. RIP, Mayorga, you will be missed.

 Last week, you'll recall I was prevented from taking photos of the architectural model of the Columbia Heights Public Realm plan by the manager at the BB&T Bank in Kenyon Square, where it is located. Since then, the issue has been debated on Flickr, and I've contacted Ward One Councilmember Jim Graham for assistance. In addition, I emailed fellow blogger Prince of Petworth, who has a knack for securing photographs of sensitive sites (he's very well-known, and must be far more charming than I am). The results have been pretty satisfactory. Jim Graham's assistant said the model belongs to the city, but the bank does have the right to prohibit photography of it. He said the DC government would either move the model to a more accessible location, and/or have an official photographer post pictures on the DC website. I suggested moving it to the lobby of DCUSA, as well as posting photos somewhere.

The Prince of Petworth must have been rebuffed at the bank as well, but he was able to dig up some (new?) official photos of the model which he just posted on his blog and Flickr photostream. So, the word is getting out about this model, and hopefully more people are venturing into the BB&T lobby to see it in person. It's one thing to look at a two-dimensional plan on paper, but it provides a lot more detail and perspective to see what the neighborhood is going to look like in three dimensions. I'd still like to get some high-resolution photos out there with my wide-angle lens, but will have to wait until they hopefully move the model to a different location. It's important that as many people see what their community is going to physially look like in the coming years, so if you haven't seen it yet, swing by the BB&T bank and check it out. A big thanks to Jim Graham and the Prince of Petworth for looking into this!

No Photos Allowed!

  • Aug. 15th, 2008 at 8:24 AM

A large model and plans of the public realm project for central Columbia Heights is on display in the lobby of the BB&T bank in Kenyon Square, by the Metro Station. The other day I decided to have a closer look at it, and to take some photos with my good camera, so I could share them with the community here, on Flickr, and on the various local message boards. However, the BB&T bank manager would not allow me to take photos of it, and said their policy was to not allow photography of any kind in their lobby for security purposes. Aargh!

I pointed out that I was just going to photograph the publicly owned and funded plaza model, and would crop out any bank personnel, customers, or fixtures who appeared in the frame, but he wouldn't budge. The models shows all the buildings from 14th and Irving up to 14th and Monroe Streets NW, with details of the plaza design, streetscape and sidewalk details. In my opinion, it's a bit overdone and Disney-esque, and nice tasteful brick sidewalks would have been sufficient, but I can't share the details with you without photographs.

This episode highlights to me the arrogance and cluelessness of "no photography" policies. Yes, it's private property and they can do what they like, but that doesn't mean they should ban photography. We're talking about a generic bank lobby here, with some chairs, a counter, and the architectural model in the middle. I would have been happy to show them all the photos I took to assure them that none of their security features like cameras or guards were visible. And even if they were, isn't that the idea of having visible security cameras, to deter would-be bank robbers? Why volunteer to host the large architectural model and book of plans in your lobby if you are worried about security, with non-customers traipsing through. I should also point out that the development the bank is in has benefited greatly from city assistance with redeveloping the area, so a little flexibility is in order. They've lost me as a potential BB&T customer, that's for sure. 

Be a "Vegen" Graffiti

  • Aug. 10th, 2008 at 5:29 PM

Be a "Vegen"
Originally uploaded by Mr. T in DC
I support the vegan and vegetarian movements, and am a frequent customer at Sticky Fingers vegan bakery. Though an omnivore, I don't eat a lot of meat, and when I do I try to stick with free-range, organic, farmer's market, etc products. I attended and support the veggie hot dog eating contest we had here a couple of weeks ago.

However, please (1) use correct spelling and (2) don't go around writing on other people's property. The building here contains affordable housing units, and they don't have a huge budget for cleaning up graffiti. The "vegen" tagger has left their mark all over Columbia Heights.

First of all, you're preaching to the choir, this neighborhood probably has the highest concentration of vegans in the region. Take it to Bethesda, alright? Second of all, the toxic chemicals used to clean your semi-literate scrawlings will pollute the environment. Third, your graffiti is ineffective and pointless. It's not like someone thinking about becoming a vegan is going to walk down the sidewalk, see your little propaganda piece, and decide "I'll do it!" on the spot. Instead, by putting your message out there in graffiti form, it will only perpetuate the idea of veganism as a fringe lifestyle compared to the mainstream American diet. Try getting your message out there through legal, mainstream, less "guerilla" methods. How about a TV commercial saying hey, veganism is healthy, helps the environment, give it a try. I would "love & pray" for you to please take your vandalism elsewhere.
 

Mystery Car Bumper in the Plaza

  • Aug. 9th, 2008 at 9:13 PM

Car Bumper in the Plaza
Originally uploaded by Mr. T in DC
This car bumper mysteriously appeared today right in the middle of the newly-paved plaza where Kenyon and Park meet 14th Street in Columbia Heights. It's puzzling because there are no skid marks or broken glass, or other debris indicating there was an accident. There's no sign of a runaway car jumping the curb, or police tape or anything indicating it was from a stolen vehicle or one used by joyriders. It appears to be the front bumper from a burgundy late-model Nissan Maxima. How did it end up in the plaza, and what is the story behind it? If you have any clues, please leave a comment.

The Weekend in a Nutshell

  • Jul. 28th, 2008 at 8:12 AM
This weekend we hosted a friend currently residing in Chile who is visiting the US, with stops in DC and NY. It's always fun when [info]summerless_year visits, and this time was no exception. We ate watermelon, went to the gym, took a walk into Adams-Morgan, met up with G, took photos at the (first annual?) Veggie Hotdog Eating Contest in Columbia Heights, had pizza at Pete's Apizza, harassed the cat, shopped at Target, and attended the July DC Flickr meetup at Solly's Tavern. A good time was had by all! 

Proposed Ban on Singles, Continued

  • Jul. 9th, 2008 at 8:16 AM

 Further to yesterday's post on the proposed Ward 1 ban on singles, here's what I wrote on the Columbia Heights News Forum:

All I know is I'm sick of picking up those black plastic bags with a beer can or bottle in them, and any little thing that helps is OK in my book. Maybe an exception CAN be made for fancy Belgian single bottles - sure it wouldn't be "fair", but there are a lot of things in DC that are unfair. I don't know - some creative thinking on the issue is required. Increase the tax on alcohol? Build a 21st century "drunk tank" like in the old days, but with intensive social services efforts? Get all Singapore/zero-tolerance on public nuisance laws? Bottle bill? Free detox outpatient services? All of the above?

To which another CH resident replied:

This would make a good discussion topic for the next Happy Hour.

Sounds good to me!

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